So this guy has been missing for a week and a half…
But, the public has been introduced to “tanning mom” - coincidence?!
One in the same people!
I’ll just let this sink in…
"They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone should be free to have their knee socks and their sweaty shorts, but I’m over it. I’m over this weird, exhausted girl. I’m over the girl that’s tired and freezing and hungry. I like bossy girls, I always have. I like people filled with life. I’m over this weird media thing with all this, like, hollow-eyed, empty, party crap."
— Amy Poehler on American Apparel ads (via youngfolksociety)(via insta-grammar)(via bigundies)
(Source: elisabethlovesthis, via wordsbycodi)
"I guess I’ll just fade into Bolivian"
— - Mike Tyson
Reunion
Last night I dreamt I was at my 10 year high school reunion (which is actually this summer). I stood in a massive line in what can only be described as a wonderfully gawdy Vegas style lobby. Hot guy from high school, sans acne, turned around and asked if I wanted to make out and eat milky ways instead. Done and done.
Twins Pt. III
Perhaps this is why Donald Trump was so irate over transgendered pageant contestant Jenna Talackova?
Meet Jenna (above)… now meet Trump’s daughter Ivanka (below.) I’m just sayin’
A former employer’s two-year-old son once urinated in my work trashcan. How is this my life?
